pACK IT UP GUYS THEY’RE ON TO US
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie
MY HEART CANNOT HANDLE THIS
There’s a light in all of us
HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)
BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!
so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:
- in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
- shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
- lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
- uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
- ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
- ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS
The original cut of “The Night of the Doctor,” in which the Eighth Doctor names & canonises ALL his spinoff companions, runs two hours long.
"Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable."
"Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some of the weakest and most important internal organs."
"With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process."
how can someone be asexual? i’m glad you asked. obviously i can’t speak for all of us but i for one lost my sexuality in a drunken game of poker against captain jack harkness.
how multisexuals are made: we win our sexuality off the asexuals
us graysexuals have a more nuanced agreement, we get our sexuality back on weekends and on holidays we occasionally borrow someone else’s
Okay but this absolutely must have happened in that casino from The Raincloud Man at least once
I GOT OUT OF BED AT 3 AM TO MAKE THIS SO I HOPPE YOU APPRECIATE IT
#I mean really though the only way they could have made Night of the Doctor better#(apart from NOT KILLING OFF EIGHT and starting up a new series with Paul as the Doctor and Nick Briggs as showrunner)#would have been to have Eight regenerate into Richard E Grant#Shalka!Nine#tie in Scream of the Shalka and have REG and Derek Jacobi android Master in the 50th instead of John Hurt#Withnail and I
Now just wait a second
How come I’ve never thought about Shalka!Nine being the War Doctor
That works so well it’s ridiculous
Now I’ll forever mourn that it didn’t happen thanks
the best rant of 2014
Doctor Who | The Corsair’s Tale
"Whatever race or gender the Corsair was, they smiled the kind of smile that made the person being smiled at want to trust the person who was smiling, run off with them, and get into all manner of trouble. Sometimes people did." [x]
For my motions class we had to recreate a title sequence based on our favourite TV show/movie. Obviously I picked Orphan Black! You can watch the video here.
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
I am the most not sorry
i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after