Guys I’m like 600% sure Peter Capaldi is just a grumpy owl.
#Don’t pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds., #Solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats., #And wait till you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles., #See if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding!, #Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence., #keep calm and DAMMIT JIM,
one night Carlos is touching Cecil’s face and this happens without any kind of warning
…Cecil is now an owl-person. Headcanon.
That’s why Carlos wanted to study trees on their date: he thought it would be of interest to both of them.
Cecil works hard to keep a diurnal schedule, which is why it annoys him so much when the others in his apartment do not.
Cecil’s mother knows he will die by mirror some day, as so many relatives have flown into them and broken their necks.
Owl. Cecil. Yes.
hello may I be your friend
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I DO NOT TRUST OWLS.
awwww, demonic looking cutie