I don’t get it
I don’t know who is responsible for originating the “Carlos the Aperture!Scientist” headcanon but I want to kiss them on the mouth
(Cecil named the turret Ezekiah and in a fit of delirium Carlos reprogrammed it to shoot silly string instead of bullets and to amuse Khoshekh with its laser sight)
Valve actually put that sign in game because playtesters would destroy the generator and then turn around immediately and not see the implosion animation they’d worked so hard on.
If Aperture Science built some robots the whole thing would’ve ended a lot sooner.
Shush; Shower Joy is a great Jaeger name.
FAAANTASTIC. What a very Aperture looking Jaeger. That is wonderful.
"Cecil, The angels are broken, gravity has stopped working and management is very angry.
I listened to WTNV. I really like it alot ok.
I’M ACTUALLY NOT SORRY AT ALL THAT I’VE SPENT FOUR DAYS ON THIS WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING ON COMMISSIONS. I love you all.
Also the compression on this makes its look like crap, how do fix???
That is most definitely an Aperture Logo on that man’s labcoat sleeve.
What would even happen to you?
somebody mod this into portal and let the physics engine work it out.
couldn’t you just back away
I can’t believe Aperture Science bought tumblr
Omg can you imagine tho.
All of a sudden your computer starts talking back when you blog.
“Yes, I’m sure you have nothing better to do at 3 AM than to look at pictures of men kissing. Oh look, oops, it appears I’ve accidentally closed your browser. I suppose you’ll have to go to sleep now.”
“I just wanted to let you know that in Australia, four people die of heart attacks every hour. I’ve noticed that several times an hour, you start text posts with the words ‘So like.’ I’m not saying this for any reason, I’m just noting that the correlation exists.”
“Aperture Science would like to remind you that data collection for the purpose of better understanding our customers is very important to us. Not your personal information, don’t flatter yourself, but someone’s.”
Will gets a second opinion
I’m so sorry
tbh with all this Will-in-Orange-Jumpsuit going around I really need a Portal AU with test subject Graham frantically completing tests and scribbling on the walls and trying to move through Aperture quickly enough so that his hallucinations don’t catch up with him…
"…I open the door to the last room and drop the companion cube into the incinerator. This is my design."